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"I'll be working on your website. I'm a front end developer." "Me too. I'm a cosmetic surgeon."

The adoration of the gels.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

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Building Sandcastles.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A Manicure

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."