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"I'll be working on your website. I'm a front end developer." "Me too. I'm a cosmetic surgeon."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Yoga classes door.

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Hot Pie Therapy

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."