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English Darlings Reflected in a French Mirror!

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Dating is so expensive...

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

What price beauty?

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Botox."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'