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English Darlings Reflected in a French Mirror!

Bad hair day!

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Botox."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Botox...'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."