Beauty Standards Analyst T-Shirts

Wear their passion for challenging beauty standards with pride! Our range of t-shirts features fun, thoughtful prints that speak to their creative and analytical spirit.

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Real Girls with REAL legs

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Bad hair day!

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"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw." mockup

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?" mockup

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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Dating is so expensive...

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Pampered and poodled.

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Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery mockup

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

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What price beauty?

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"I don't like your application."

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One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year mockup

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

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'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.' mockup

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

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'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.' mockup

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

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'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.' mockup

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

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'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?' mockup

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there." mockup

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

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New Twenty Blades

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It was time for a little bit of lady admin

It was time for a little bit of lady admin mockup

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

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All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism... mockup

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

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'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.' mockup

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

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"Botox."

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'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.' mockup

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

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"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?" mockup

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell." mockup

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

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'Botox...'

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"Here they come: Detox and Botox." mockup

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

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Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer mockup

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

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"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?" mockup

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions." mockup

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

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Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

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"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift." mockup

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

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'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.' mockup

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

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Mirror mirror...

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'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.' mockup

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

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"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!" mockup

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

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"More concealer?"

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Beauty Standards Analyst T-Shirts Collection

Beauty Standards Analyst Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that humorously and thoughtfully celebrate the work of beauty standards analysts—great for daily inspiration and coffee breaks.

Beauty Standards Analyst Pillows

Find pillows that add character and humor to any space, celebrating the unique work of beauty standards analysts with clever designs.

Beauty Standards Analyst Prints

Browse prints that inspire and entertain, perfect for beauticians, analysts, and advocates challenging societal standards—bring a splash of personality to any room.