Future Facial Architect T-Shirts

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Clock Tower Shadow

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

How to wear a false moustache.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."