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Plastic Surgeon Kid

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Face painting children with no facial features.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Face painting - children have no faces

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

Clock Tower Shadow

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

How to wear a false moustache.

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'