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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

The Beard in the Stone

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Hairstyles

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

Clock Tower Shadow

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"