Facial Hair Engineer Pillows

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

The Beard in the Stone

Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Hairstyles

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.