Facial Hair Grooming Pillows

Old School Mustaches

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

I think we should only own stock in companies whose products we actually use. That's why I've proposed selling all our Gillette stock. I'm growing in my goatee and you won't stop me, woman!!! Goatees make older gentlemen look dashing and mysterious. They make them look like Colonel Sanders.

'I ain't grinnin' at you, stranger- it's this damn moustache!'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dating is so expensive...

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

The Beard in the Stone

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

30 Days Has Movember

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'