Facial Hair Grooming Pillows

Old School Mustaches

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'I ain't grinnin' at you, stranger- it's this damn moustache!'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

30 Days Has Movember

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.