Facial Hair Care Pillows

'I want to see more long term growth.'

The Beard in the Stone

Wash and Goatee

Beard helper

'This is a new one on me -- you've got an ingrown mustache!'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Movember

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

30 Days Has Movember

Square Cut

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."