Hair Care Pillows

"Are these chemical free?"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

'Can you come back sometime later, when it's not so humid?'

'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Rachel Rapunzelstein

'Look at these amazing offers! Why aren't we busy?'

North Pole Barber Shop Still Under Lockdown

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Hair Tonic'

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"Wash and Quo"

'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'I hate bad hair days!'

"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'I see your hair-transplant was a stunning success, Nigel!'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Anglo-saxon in shampoo section of a shop.

I love my hair straighteners.

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'