Hair Care Pillows

"Are these chemical free?"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'Can you come back sometime later, when it's not so humid?'

'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

Rachel Rapunzelstein

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

North Pole Barber Shop Still Under Lockdown

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"Wash and Quo"

'Hair Tonic'

'Look at these amazing offers! Why aren't we busy?'

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

'Who's been into my Rogaine?'

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'