Haircare Pillows

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Pandemic Haircut

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Will I lose my hare?"

The split end is near.

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'

'Just reminiscing.'

Hair restorer/Hair remover.

"Your hair dryer still stuck on 'high'?"

'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'

Snow-Flaky Scalp.

"No wonder this shampoo doesn't work! It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!"

Long hair on the face and on the head phobia.

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

Static caravan.

'I've been trialling that new stem cell rub on hair restorer. The good news is, it works...'

"Could you explain split ends to me?"

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"I'm at the point in my life where I can finally accept the fact that I have great hair."

Hair Transplant Specialists

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Well, you have been busy."

Over-Combed!

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Shampoos: Straight, Wavy and Curly

'Fancy ruining that lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

A man uses a chameleon as a toupee.