Haircare Gifts

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Pandemic Haircut

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Will I lose my hare?"

The split end is near.

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'

'Just reminiscing.'

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hair restorer/Hair remover.

"Your hair dryer still stuck on 'high'?"

'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'

Static caravan.

Long hair on the face and on the head phobia.

'I've been trialling that new stem cell rub on hair restorer. The good news is, it works...'

Snow-Flaky Scalp.

"No wonder this shampoo doesn't work! It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!

'I could use a trim.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Never get a haircut from a barber shop quartet.'

"How come no one told me we got a brand-new hair dryer!"

"Those baldness pills I gave you, were not meant to be suppository."

A man uses a chameleon as a toupee.

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."