Facial Hair Care T-Shirts

'I want to see more long term growth.'

The Beard in the Stone

Wash and Goatee

Beard helper

'This is a new one on me -- you've got an ingrown mustache!'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Shampoo.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm here for the hair."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

30 Days Has Movember

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Adult Barbershop

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."