Hair Restoration Specialist Pillows

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Hairstyles

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Under New Mismanagement

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Just one last touch!"

Straightening up.

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"