Hair Restoration Enthusiasts Pillows

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Quick Spring Fling

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'