Hair Restoration Enthusiast Pillows

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Absolutely not!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Quick Spring Fling

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.