Hair Treatment Enthusiasts Pillows

'I see your hair-transplant was a stunning success, Nigel!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Fashion over function!"