Hair Rejuvenation Enthusiasts Pillows

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Quick Spring Fling

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'