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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Interactive TV news.'

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hamster.

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

Wedding Cakes

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"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

"He's always been keen on DIY"

"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."

"Bill and I are readers."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

'My Harry's such a handy guy. He built the extension all by himself!'