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Bob practices lying.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Toxic Masculinity

Six feet and a smile

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

FacadeBook

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"Bill and I are readers."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

Shadow and man

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

Normal people, just trying to grow nice bushy, non-ironic moustaches and they get all tied up in the whole Movember thing.

Kilroy graffiti character can't reach wall, and says: 'Wot, no ladder?'

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."