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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Janus 2021

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

How does she get her grass so green?

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"My work is to stare into space."

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

'He said I was one in a million but forgot to tell me about the other nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.'

"My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind."

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"His grass really is greener!"

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

Adam's wardrobe.

Every day is groundhog day.

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

The Mexico Fence

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

"The day I got this job was a real turning point in my career."

'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.'

"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?"