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"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

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Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Wearing all black

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

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The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"Too much beige."

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

He doesn't look sorry!

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Bill and I are readers."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"I find you can tell a lot about an economy just by looking at peoples' shoes."

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

Comboverandunder.

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."