Facade Analyst Mugs

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Wearing all black

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Special Regulations.

MD-HDTV

FacadeBook

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"Too much beige."

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

He doesn't look sorry!

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Bill and I are readers."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"I find you can tell a lot about an economy just by looking at peoples' shoes."

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

Comboverandunder.

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."