Facade Artist Mugs

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

FacadeBook

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Soldier watering his camouflage.

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

"Bill and I are readers."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.

'Next year, don't paint the Easter eggs with your camouflage paint!'