Facade Artist Gifts

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

FacadeBook

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

Soldier watering his camouflage.

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

"Bill and I are readers."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.