Cool Facade Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."

Sick Building Syndrome

"Beware of Don"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Toxic Masculinity

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'You are my best work.'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

Dog Church

'Have you finished your column?'

Winchester Arm / Venus De Milo Half - Arms

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

"Bill and I are readers."

N.Y Landmark.

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."