Cool Facade Enthusiast Pillows

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."

"Beware of Don"

Sick Building Syndrome

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Toxic Masculinity

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'You are my best work.'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Dog Church

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

'Have you finished your column?'

Winchester Arm / Venus De Milo Half - Arms

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

N.Y Landmark.

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

"Bill and I are readers."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."