Literary Facade Enthusiast Pillows

Not A Bookstore: Non-books that look like books for folks who don't read books, but want people to think they read books.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Gunter Grass