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Literary Facade Enthusiast Mugs
Start their day with a smile—explore mugs for the literary facade enthusiast featuring clever, witty designs that celebrate their passion for literary style.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Tut and Carmen.
Victor Hugo
Edgar Allen Poe
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"Now I really hate poetry."
Blue Stockings
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
'He likes to power nap.'
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
The Demise of Tinkerbell
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
John Bunyan
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
"Well, we needed the rain."
Don Quixote
Gunter Grass
Literary Facade Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Literary Facade Enthusiast Pillows
Add some literary flair to their living space with pillows that reflect their creative facade passion—ideal for any cozy corner.
Literary Facade Enthusiast Prints
Browse our selection of prints that capture the essence of literary style and wit—perfect for the creative facade enthusiast's wall.
Literary Facade Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find fun and stylish t-shirts tailored for the literary facade enthusiast—perfect for making a literary statement wherever they go.