Book Facade Enthusiast Mugs

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Bibliomaniac

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

Book Worm