Book Facade Enthusiast Prints

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

Bibliomaniac

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Book market

Book Worm

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."