Happy Facade Enthusiast Prints

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"Beware of Don"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sportswasher's

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Toxic Masculinity

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

"This is a very bad sign!"

"Comic sans? I wouldn't rescue us."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus . . . '

FacadeBook

"I can see your cards, David."

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

"Bill and I are readers."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'Are you smiling?'

'Even if the enemy does believe it, you know these fences are really for keeping us in, right?'

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

"I never forget a face."

'I didn't realize trees were dangerous!'

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."