Facade Enthusiasts Prints

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Closed Thursdays.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Neighborhood Watch.

Workers constructing barcodes

"She made her hat in rehab."

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

Hipster Rope.

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'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

'Actually, my family's only brush with fame comes from my great-uncle Benny who became Davy Crocket's hat...'