Façade Enthusiast Prints

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Bill and I are readers."

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Beware of Don"

Sportswasher's

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'You are my best work.'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

'Better,much better...but do you think I could have some different frames?'

N.Y Landmark.

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

Bob practices lying.

'Even if the enemy does believe it, you know these fences are really for keeping us in, right?'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

"visible fences make invisible neighbors."