Facade Enthusiasts Mugs

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Closed Thursdays.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Neighborhood Watch.

"She made her hat in rehab."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

Workers constructing barcodes

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Hipster Rope.

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"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'