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City Entertainment Complex.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Swing

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Snow Bridge.

Constructing your own prison!

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Switchback Playground.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Fire Escapes

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Busy day?'

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

'Sandstorm!'

'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

"The curvature adds to our banking experience."

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