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Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I love what you've done with him."

Snow Bridge.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

A Woman's Conquests.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Diplo

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

How to make a concept album

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Organist

Profession : Cartoonist

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Be the Author

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

Monk playing an organ.