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Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I love what you've done with him."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Snow Bridge.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

A Woman's Conquests.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Diplo

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

How to make a concept album

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Organist

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Profession : Cartoonist

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Be the Author

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

Monk playing an organ.

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'