Musical Constructor T-Shirts

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Building Blocks.

"Viola player coming through!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Sir Patrick Moore.

Luthier

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I love Marimba

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Nick Cave.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Music Freak.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Cowpunk

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'