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'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Building Blocks.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Brain Power

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

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Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Remote Olympics

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

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'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."