Crafty T-Shirts

Multiple Orgasms.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

The Remote Olympics

What's Their Secret?

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."