Home Theater Architect T-Shirts

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"And this is our media room."

Tree house.

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Super size me!!'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Changing Times - TV.

Wide screen TV

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'