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'Busy day?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Andre Gide.

"Now all we need is a good script."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Writer's Block Party

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Joyce Carol Oates

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Better than Chekhov"

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."