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'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'

"The curvature adds to our banking experience."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Will build to suit myself.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

'Busy day?'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

They all have such big nostrils.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Castle-shaped igloo.

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

"And, it would also help us attract the best babysitters."

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."