Home Cinema Installer T-Shirts

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

"And this is our media room."

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Widescreen TV.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Man with an enormous TV

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'