Home Cinema Architect Mugs

'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'

"The curvature adds to our banking experience."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Will build to suit myself.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

'Busy day?'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

They all have such big nostrils.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Castle-shaped igloo.

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"