Home Cinema Designer Mugs

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'