Home Cinema Designer Mugs

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'