Home Theater Designer Mugs

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"And this is our media room."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Tree house.

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

David Hockney

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

David Hockney