Home Theater Designer Gifts

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"And this is our media room."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Tree house.

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

What can I play?

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'