Home Entertainment Architect Gifts

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Homo Zapiens

Cat gets a hole in one

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Inactive wear store.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."