Home Theater Builder Gifts

"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

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'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

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"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."