Home Designer Mugs

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

'What would it cost to change it into a one-way glass house?'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Tedious Romantic.

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'